The Post-Game List

On to this week's list…

• The difference between men and women is that women call it "Valentine's Day" while men call it "pitchers and catchers report."
• The secret to a good tomato sauce? Carrots.
• It's weird how Boston kreme donuts are so much better than éclairs even though they're basically the same thing.
• It's a shame they never tried to make a Taken/Equalizer/John Wick crossover movie. I've always wondered which of them would win that fight.
• I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure we could've stopped the pandemic in its tracks if we'd just been able to open the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
• Which ’90s jam band did the best job of almost tricking us into thinking they weren’t a jam band — Blues Traveler, Spin Doctors, or Dave Matthews Band? Discuss.
• "Frankenstein" is vastly superior to "Moby Dick"… but "Cliffs of Dover" beats 'em both by a country mile.
• Any NHL All-Star Skills Contest that doesn't include Ray Bourque's target shooting, Al Iafrate's slapshot and Mike Gartner's speed skating really isn't a contest at all.
• I'll go to my grave believing that the Yankees would've won AT LEAST two more World Series if Jeter had moved to CF when they traded for A-Rod.
• Anyone who says Jim is the villain of The Office only gets partial credit — the correct answer is, they all suck.