The Deep Freeze List

Time for the list…

• Winter in New England: There's "cold," and then there's "the dog wants to pee at 4AM and you pretend you don't hear him" cold.
• If it’s supposed to be a "childproof" container, why are adult hands the only ones that can’t fit inside?
• Breakfast cereals, ranked: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, pretty much everything else, Grape Nuts.
• Finally tried the new Colony Grill on Friday. Put it this way: I was NOT entertained.
• Who decided Bob the Builder needed a glow-up? It's not like anyone ever trusted Ty Pennington more than Tom Silva.
• Can you skip diet and exercise and just do a montage set to the Fabulous Thunderbirds’ “Tuff Enuff” instead? Asking for a friend…
• John Ratzenberger is the sixth man, but Richard Kind is the stealth MVP of the Pixar universe.
• Credit where credit is due — nobody has ever made shameless nostalgia and self-reference nearly as entertaining as Cobra Kai.
• ’80s mullets, ranked: Adam Curry, Richard Marx, Daryl Hall, John Stamos, Andre Agassi. (Sorry, Bono.)
• The worst thing to ever happen in the entire history of organized sports was the 1995 New Jersey Devils and the neutral-zone trap.