This Week's List

Yep, I'm doing this again…

• Pockets — there should always be more, and they should always be bigger.
• How come Krispy Kreme never caught on around here? It’s not like Dunkin’s coffee is THAT good.
• I'll never understand why people continue to dip their French fries in ketchup when BBQ sauce is RIGHT THERE!!
• It blows my mind that in this day and age I can still mail practically anything, anywhere in the country, for under a buck… and also that I somehow still need to mail anything.
• Chris Pine is this generation’s Jeff Bridges… and I hope they both take that as a compliment.
• The Larry Sanders Show was prestige TV before anyone even had a name for prestige TV.
• Worst rock star "acting" performance — Mick Jagger in Freejack or Gene Simmons in Runaway? Discuss.
• I wish I could just say “reroute auxiliary power through the main deflector dish” to solve problems at my job, too.
• Holiday hot take: Lethal Weapon is not only a better Christmas movie than Die Hard, it’s a better movie, period.
• Joe Torre is the best baseball manager in my lifetime, but not bunting on Schilling and his stupid bloody sock should've permanently barred him from Hall of Fame induction.