More Odds And Ends

Another week of my random musings…

• Am I the only one who thinks the playable ads for mobile games are more fun than the games themselves?
• Honestly, who cares if Han shot first? The guy couldn’t hit the broad side of a BFF-1 bulk freighter anyway.
• The Pratt knot — classier than a four-in-hand; way easier than a Windsor. Make it your go-to tie style today.
• Hot take: I’m all for keeping our kids safe… but when you put a bus stop at a house that’s LITERALLY 300 FEET from the school, you’ve gone too far.
• Ted McGinley has jumped onto a million shows, but the only one that actually got better when he showed up was Married… with Children.
• If you're singing "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" and your name is NOT Darlene love, then you should be immediately extradited to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes. (Looking in your direction, U2, Mariah Carey and Michael Buble.)
• I'm all about Josh Allen, but if he gets a ring this year while Mahomes is on the sideline, it'll feel the same as Hakeem going back-to-back while Jordan was in cleats.
• Putting the Black Crowes in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is the musical equivalent of enshrining Jim Everett in Canton.
• Fellas, trust me on this one — when your wife asks if her outfit makes her look fat, "no, but the fat does" is NOT the correct answer.
• No offense to anyone who’s given birth, but the worst pain on earth is stepping on a Lego at 3 AM on the way to the bathroom.